Sam+vs.+Dad


 * __By Jack and Nikolas__**

"Plus, your mother will be scared sick if you did go.”**
 * “Hey dad, what would you say if I wanted to live in the Catskill Mountains alone?”**
 * “Well son, I say that we could do it together next year.”**
 * “Dad, I want to do it this year //alone!”//**
 * “There are some really dangerous animals out there like wolves, cougars and bears!”**
 * “But the food there is plentiful, and I could hide in a tree if I saw a dangerous animal!”**
 * “If you did go out there alone how would you find your way back, or how would we find you???”**
 * “I don’t know how to get back, but I know I could live there.”**
 * “Give me a chance dad, //PLEASE!?!?”//**
 * “Sorry Sam.”**
 * “I am not going to let you live in the wild alone.”**
 * “Dad, one day I am going to live in the wild.”**
 * “Son, I am not going to risk your life for some awkward trip.”
 * “I don’t care; I’m going to live in the wild one way or another.”**
 * “There are too many ways that you could die in the Catskill Mountains, such as dehydration, starvation and heat stroke.”**
 * “I am done with you, Dad.”**
 * “Sam Gribley!”**
 * “Goodbye!!!!”**